Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of Whisky.
The second worm was put into a jar of tobacco
leaves.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of ordinary soil.
After only one day, these were the results:
The first worm in Whisky - DEAD!
Second worm in Tobacco Leaves - DEAD!
Third worm in Sperm - DEAD!
Fourth worm in Soil - ALIVE!
The Lesson is this:
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex,
YOU won't get Worms.