Women Are Complex Creatures (more complex than nhím)
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
If you don’t, you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don’t, you are good for nothing.
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
If you don’t, you are not understanding.
If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring.
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing.
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you are not you are a dull boy.
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad.
If you are not, she thinks you do not love her.
If you attemp a romance, she says you don’t respect her.
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her.
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way.
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time?.
If she is visited by another woman, “oh it’s natural, we are girls?.
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics.
If you help her, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction.
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.
If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.
but 1 last thing
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful… WOMEN!
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