WIFE vs. GIRLFRIEND

[VietTien]

WIFE vs. GIRLFRIEND



Wife is like TV. Girlfriend is like CELL.



At home watch TV. Go out bring CELL.



No money, sell TV. Got money change CELL.



Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with CELL.



TV free for life but CELL., if you don't pay the services will be terminated..



TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But CELL. is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.



Operational cost for TV is often acceptable, but for CELL. is high and often demanding.



TV got remote, CELL. don't have



Most important, CELL. is two ways communication (talk and listen), but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not).



Last but not least!



TV do not have virus, but CELL., yes, they do have VIRUS!



If you would like to run the risk of having fun then CELL., otherwise if you want to play safe then it's better to stay with TV!

[bienxanhcn]

Hahahahaha.....that's a gooooooooood one. Thanks VT

[VietTien]

U we.o cằm BX

[phu ong]

Hí...hí...nè VT ơi ! PO vừa coi Ti-Vi vừa nói Cell có sao hong dzạ !?

[VietTien]

Đu'ng là PO.. Thích ăn cơm chan phở

[VietLang]

Còn huynh thì thích dùng Cell để xem tivi

[NBT]

hay lắm...

[nhimkul]

hay hay may mà vốn tiếng anh k tệ lém hì lúc đầu nhìn dài choáng