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    EVER WONDER

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    Why don't you ever see! the! headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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    Default Re: EVER WONDER

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie
    EVER WONDER

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
    bình đẳng
    Quote Originally Posted by Angie
    Why don't you ever see! the! headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
    Psychic ability ? ... There is no such thing
    Quote Originally Posted by Angie
    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    the great unknown
    Quote Originally Posted by Angie
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    we never believe in what we've been told, that hs been used against us
    Quote Originally Posted by Angie
    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    the heart is still in control
    Quote Originally Posted by Angie
    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    he too tired 'cause of the other
    Quote Originally Posted by Angie
    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
    so it won't be an airplane any more
    Quote Originally Posted by Angie
    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    fun fact

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